Category Archives: Entitled Asses

Tool of the Month

No handicap tag but if you drive a Rolls you can park anywhere you want. It’s too bad because it is a beautiful car with a moron owner. Hope all your friends see this. CT License Plate WBS on Westport Ave Norwalk CT 06851 on 4/25/2018.

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Sure I Need 4 Spots

Hello I drive a GMC Yukon license plate GPD 7691 from the fine state of New York and I am a complete tool because I need to take up four parking spots at Trader Joe’s in Danbury CT.   Yes I’m a very special person .  Now I’m famous !

 

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Rocket Scientist Parking at Costco.

OK so if you own a Mazda RAV4 with CT license plate AC61273 and you really need to retake your driver’s license exam. What where you thinking? Did you actually walk away from your car and think “yeah that is ok”. How very inconsiderate you are to the vehicle to the right.  Santa is going to bring you coal for certain.

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Not Even Close!

Hi I drive an Grey Acura MDX CT plate 6AV MB6 and I have not clue how to park so I just make my own. I am a product on inbreeding at its finest. I am too good to walk my fat ass from a legit parking spot so I make my own. Yah me!

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Hey Make Your Own Spot!

If you’re another dumbass whom needs to make your own spot where the shopping carriages are supposed to be you might be a Mercedes  C300 owner with CT plate 9AM XD9. Nice bumper on your bottom of the line car. Why don’t you learn how to drive and park.

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Subaru POS

Hello CT plate 528 MGB you sorry excuse for human life. Learn how to park like the rest of us. There is a whole parking lot with hundreds of empty spots but you think you are special and can park in an area that is clearly delineated as no parking. Glad you are so special. Hope your car gets clipped.

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CR-V Crappy Parking.

Your Honda CR-V plate number 271 SLJ might as well read CRAP. Where did you learn to park? What makes you so special? Here’s an idea, why don’t you go back to driving school and learn to park you dumb shit. Hope one of those chickens flies over and poops on your door handle.

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