Hi I drive an Grey Acura MDX CT plate 6AV MB6 and I have not clue how to park so I just make my own. I am a product on inbreeding at its finest. I am too good to walk my fat ass from a legit parking spot so I make my own. Yah me!

If you’re another dumbass whom needs to make your own spot where the shopping carriages are supposed to be you might be a Mercedes  C300 owner with CT plate 9AM XD9. Nice bumper on your bottom of the line car. Why don’t you learn how to drive and park.

Hey CT 9AR BV8! That’s not your own personal parking spot you dope!

Hello CT plate 528 MGB you sorry excuse for human life. Learn how to park like the rest of us. There is a whole parking lot with hundreds of empty spots but you think you are special and can park in an area that is clearly delineated as no parking. Glad you are so special. Hope your car gets clipped.

It is not you dingleberry! VW CT plate 1AV AD2 you cannot park wherever you like without repercussions. Try a little consideration. Hey you’re famous now!