Simple. Park stupid and get caught. You are now the new object of my affection for all on the Internet to enjoy. Remember, you parked that way in the first place genius.

To All Contributors.

Please post pictures of people who park their cards like a 3 year old. List the date/time and place as well as Vehicle Owner’s name and anything you can find out about them that is public knowledge and we’ll post it for you. Now if the subject of our ire offers to encourage us to remove the post out of embarrassment a contribution would be appreciated and I’ll share that with the contributor.

To All People Who Cannot Park.

If you want your information removed its either too bad or be creative in your proposal. Just think when all your PTO friends find out and chuckle behind your back all the time. Can’t you hear them whispering about you already dumbass?

-Vince